just for kicks.

Funny stuff to in an elevator.

1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
9. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
15. Swat at flies that don't exist.
16. Tell people that you can see their aura.
17. Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.
18. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
21. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
23. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
26. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

Because we all need to laugh now and then : )

i should really be sleeping.

I missed all of you wonderful people! Finally, I am back from Canadia (the land of the free, home of the brave, and DELICIOUS chocolate)!
My only deep thought that I brought back with me that I remember is why did God invent such tasty food? He knows I'm just doing to indulge myself and gain several pounds which does not help a fragile sixteen year old's self esteem. Why? WHY???
Maybe because I will finally be able to appreciate this.
1 Corinthians 15:41- "The sun has one kind of splendor (or splendour), the moon another, and the stars another, and star differs from star in splendor."
Maybe because a few extra pounds doesn't make me any less in beautiful in God's eyes. Maybe my beauty cannot be compared with another's, because NO ONE has the same genetic code as I do, or the same purpose, or the same life.
I am me, and me alone.
I am not Heidi Klum, Tyra Banks, or a playboy mansion bunny.
And God loves me anyways.

pilates+monster cookies=happy medium???

Aaaah.
Break.
You eat some, you lose some.
You read some, you snooze some.
Aaaah.
Break.
Refocus. Re-energize. Re-think.
I needed this so bad. For the first time in a long time, I can sit back and say, "What should I do with all this free time?".
Aaaah.
Break.

not up for it.

I just wasn't in the mood to put up with all that stuff. As much as I appreciate getting to know other people, i don't do it for the benefit of facebook pictures. Sorry.

finally i realized.

I want to rediscover my gifts. There are things I can do, things I can say to make someone smile, but these are not what God values... not what I should value. The discovery is not mine to find, but for God to show me, but I can leave other distractions behind. Lose them, use them, or abuse them. I'll take option 2, please. I need help forgetting myself and my needs to better someone else's life, and in the end, my own. I'm thankful for everything, I truly am... but I'm forgetting that what I really am-not what defines me-matters.

i can see it ending.

torn in the middle, but not by the seams. scared of hurt, scared of a tense situation--but yet my feelings cannot change. just an off day... that's all it is. my eyes always wander, but that's no telltale sign. I can't hang on forever, but I won't let go just now. I can't. I won't. my heart won't let me.
so many demands, so many people... and so little time to make it all happen. for once, i will accept denial for the hopes of improving myself... and others with me.
there are times when i want nothing more than to see his smile and hear his laugh, but there are others where I just want to go down the stairs into the windowless place where I belong. my eyes always wander when im there... but I am human afterall.

the start of yet another week.

why do mondays exist? there's always so much to do in so little time. all i really want is sleep. and chai lattes. please God, help me get everything done.
its currently ten o clock and i have a lot of the chosen to read.
and i didnt bring home my spanish.
and i didnt practice piano.
or voice.
DARH.

come soon christmas break. soon.

now entering blog-land!

I sure hope this is like xanga because i was a flipping MASTER at xanga.  All the layouts and stuff?  The best.

Aaaaaanyways, hello fellow bloggers (?!... i obviously don't know any of the sweet lingo.  but whatever)!

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Yeah.  I will update later.  haha.